Here's a story for you, penned in our true blue, spoke' by the first bushranger gang,
By the drovers & shearers, the wheelers & dealers, who have shaped our beloved Aussie slang.
So grab your thesaurus, we'll try not to bore ya's, as we give you the quick ol' run down,
Of the little humdinger, who's no deadset ringer, of the established part of town.
So pull up a pew and come join us a few, for something quite different & bold,
We're Aussie at heart and love all kinds of art, not just for the green & gold!
We have papers & transfers for all kinds of crafter's, and furniture artists to boot,
We like to have fun so please pardon this pun, come join us and let's have a hoot!
There are foils & stencils so sharpen your pencils, and check out our noice Aussie Luxe,
Our products are fine and are one of a kind, we think that they are the duck's nuts!
There's colour galore, we're deadset no bore, we've got something for each bloke & chick,
If you're practiced or startin', wear stubbies or tartan, we're here to help with every trick!
We have helping hands across many lands, from Timbuktu to Illinois,
Across the ditch, head up to Norwich, down America to the land of Oi! Oi!